33+ David Sedaris Funny Quotes. Collection of david sedaris quotes, from the older more famous david sedaris quotes to all new quotes by david sedaris. What other people call dark and despairing, i call funny.
David raymond sedaris is an american humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'i need a letter opener. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when national public radio broadcast his.
I guess i'll have to kill a deer.
Read inspirational, motivational, funny and famous quotes by david sedaris. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. Instead, i just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night. David sedaris — on stereotypes of bowtie wearers, sedaris, david (2008).