Hot Dog Funny Quotes. Sit back, relax and prepare to laugh with these 70+ funny dog quotes! As the national hot dog and sausage council celebrates its 25th anniversary, we're teaming with the beef checkoff to highlight 25 of our favorite quotes about hot dogs.
19 funny hot dog jokes ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. The dachshund always napped under a tree providing some shade because he never wanted to be mistaken for a hot dog. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when you're driving?
The man says, doc, this is terrible.
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